kodak, samson
lol had a kodak moment already today, at Aquina's House (campus church with a later mass thank god) there's this one row in the front of each section with padded seats and huge weird kneelers (like so: )
lol so anyway we sat there and robbie was so little he could sit under it with his head not touching the bottom of the top part, it was sooooo cute. And the second mass is over James jumps up and runs across the church to the canady basket. actleess, but whatever, its church.
Speaking of church, the story of sampson: a boy is born, is special to God, and has great strength (like, can kill lions) because of his long hair ("No razor has ever come upon my head") Then he goes and falls in love with this girl from an enemy tribe, and she's evil and she only marries him so she can trap him. Three times she asks him why he's so strong. The first time he lies, these thugs come and try to capture him. It doesnt work, and he tells another lie the second time she asks. Same thug senario. Third time he's stupid and tells her the truth, who knows why. So the thugs come, shave his head, capture him. Eventually his hair grows back, they're too stupid to shave it again. They chain him between two pillars at a party, and make fun of him. He regains his strength and pulls down the pillars, crushing everyone (including himself) with the roof. So all his enemies are gone.
My translation to Johnny Damom: a boy is born, is special to baseball, and has great strength (like, can hit home runs) because of his long hair. Then he goes and signs with the enemy team, Yankees, and they're evil and they only sign him so they can ruin him. The thugs come, shave his head, capture him. Eventually his hair grows back, they're too stupid to shave it again. He has a mediocre season, but they play him in the World Series anyway just to show his old fans how bad he is, or to have him play well and have them win. He regains his strength, but DOESNT USE IT, the Yankees crumble. So does his rep, but true fans know he was a suicidal bomber, and did it for the Red Sox.
Or i'm just crazy.
lol so anyway we sat there and robbie was so little he could sit under it with his head not touching the bottom of the top part, it was sooooo cute. And the second mass is over James jumps up and runs across the church to the canady basket. actleess, but whatever, its church.
Speaking of church, the story of sampson: a boy is born, is special to God, and has great strength (like, can kill lions) because of his long hair ("No razor has ever come upon my head") Then he goes and falls in love with this girl from an enemy tribe, and she's evil and she only marries him so she can trap him. Three times she asks him why he's so strong. The first time he lies, these thugs come and try to capture him. It doesnt work, and he tells another lie the second time she asks. Same thug senario. Third time he's stupid and tells her the truth, who knows why. So the thugs come, shave his head, capture him. Eventually his hair grows back, they're too stupid to shave it again. They chain him between two pillars at a party, and make fun of him. He regains his strength and pulls down the pillars, crushing everyone (including himself) with the roof. So all his enemies are gone.
My translation to Johnny Damom: a boy is born, is special to baseball, and has great strength (like, can hit home runs) because of his long hair. Then he goes and signs with the enemy team, Yankees, and they're evil and they only sign him so they can ruin him. The thugs come, shave his head, capture him. Eventually his hair grows back, they're too stupid to shave it again. He has a mediocre season, but they play him in the World Series anyway just to show his old fans how bad he is, or to have him play well and have them win. He regains his strength, but DOESNT USE IT, the Yankees crumble. So does his rep, but true fans know he was a suicidal bomber, and did it for the Red Sox.
Or i'm just crazy.
posted by lautre @ 10:04 AM
2 Comments:
At 2:03 PM,
Caroline said…
You're obsessed. It's actually quite frightening.
At 2:10 PM,
lautre said…
not obsessed. I was just looking for a reason for Johnny to have left. It's quite hard when your idol turns out to be a heartless jerk.
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